Been playing the track Badge by the old 1960s band Cream on the sound system. I always do this time of the year – some kind of race-memory of mine dating back to my days at Leeds University about 500 years ago.
Now back in the late 1960s and early 1970s, Leeds Uni's Student Union had a reputation for putting on some of the best gigs (although they were called hops in those days) in the country. Acts playing the university in my time included The Who (as in the Live at Leeds album), the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Yes, Family, John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers, Paul McCartney & Wings, Rod Stewart & The Faces, Emerson Lake & Palmer and on and on.
My least successful gig was Leonard Cohen – fantastic show but I didn't get the girl I was with. My most successful was the Edgar Broughton Band – terrible show but the drummer broke his sticks, tossed them into the audience, I caught them, gave them to the girl sitting next to me and she was seriously impressed (and grateful). However, the track I most associate with Leeds is Badge. Here's how it happened…
In the old coffee bar in the Union Building, there was a juke box and a bridge foursome. The bridge party was headed by Hugh Edwards – best known to the outside world for playing the character 'Piggy' in the 1963 movie version of William Golding's novel Lord of the Flies.
To my recollection, the bridge party lasted pretty much 18 hours a day for at least three years – rumour had it that Edwards even had bridge conventions (whatever they may be) named after him. More to the point, at least once every 15 minutes, one of that party played the track Badge – hence the fact (as I spent most of my university time drinking coffee in that coffee bar) the tune is burned into the cortex of my brain.
Now for the really obscure, trivial pursuits point. Badge was a joint composition by George Harrison and Eric Clapton (Ringo Starr contributed the line about the swans in the park). It was originally an untitled track but during the production transfer for the Cream album Goodbye, the original music sheet was used to produce the liner notes and track listing. The only discernible word on the page was 'Bridge' – a notation intended to identify the transitional moment in the song. Harrison's handwriting, however, was so bad that Eric Clapton looked at it and thought it said 'Badge' – so the band named it Badge.
All of which leaves me wondering: did the bridge party know the song title came from the annotation 'Bridge' and therefore provided a kind of ironic theme tune to their endless round of bridge rubbers? We'll never know – and, to be honest, we don't care.
Random musings
Quick catch up…
* No reports from Aldeburgh Poetry Festival this year – as I'm not there. Given myself the year off.
* Had some progress on the submissions front – Dave Cunliffe's Global Tapestry Journal (which can probably be best described as an old-style UK print zine dedicated to aging hippies and Beats) has published one of my poems Bourbon Eyes and my photo-journalism piece Don't Look Back looking at the way Greenwich Village NYC has changed since the early 1960s – a bad case of condo-ization
Here's a link to the poem: http://wordsandvision.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2008/12/22/4032285.html (or use the search engine on here for bourbon)
And here's a link the Greenwich piece: http://wordsandvision.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2009/2/28/4108012.html (search for cornelia)
Diary of a Novel #12
First off formatting apologies? I'm posting from an Apple iPad and the browser does not support rich text – so it's this typeface and size or nothing. I'll fix it later.
So, progress report: three months into the project (I started on 1st August) I've just past the 82,000 words stage and am now on the home straight towards the conclusion of the novel – although that will still involve six key incidents/set piece scenes. And I'm also clear this is now going to be the first volume in a trilogy. Given the day job writing is currently going through a particularly manic phase, to be averaging just under 1000 words a day is particularly gratifying.
As for the actual writing and plotting… despite all the notes I'm writing to myself, it's becoming increasingly difficult to keep track of earlier parts of the novel. However, rather than keep cutting back to check and/or amend the manuscript, I'm just ploughing on. (This is a particular problem with the iPad where the WP app I'm using has a limited interface.) I'll worry about tying up some of the many loose ends when I've finished this draft but, like a mountaineer in site of the summit, although I can see the base camp is in shambles, I'm too near the prize now to turn back or be distracted by the inadequacies of the earlier parts.
The plan now is to finish this draft – possibly still a couple of months away. Then print it out in hard copy format – it's already reached the equivalent of 400 pages of A4 – for an edit and to identify the weaker parts. I can tell some of the characters are totally implausible in their actions and motivations. Likewise, I realise some of the early plotting and dialogue is clunky. Then I'll produce a rewritten second draft and worry then about what to do next.
What could possibly go wrong? Well I am worried that when I read it, I'll discover that I've become the Jack Nicholson character in the movie “The Shining” and that I've written 600 pages amounting to little more of “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
Diary of a Novel #11
@%&$ – just encountered an historical event that is relevant to the timeline in my story < insert expletive here >. I thought this happened 12 months previously and was therefore totally irrelevant as far as my plot was concerned. Instead it happened two days before a key event in my story. Upon reflection, this is a 'good thing' as it actually provides my character with a rather better alibi than he would have previously have had. Hi ho, there are still silver linings to be found in dark clouds.
Opinion: live literature – dead audiences ?
With the winter poetry readings season now underway again in the UK, I'm once more left wondering whether poets get the audiences they deserve – or if audiences get the poets they deserve?
Poetry readings are a form of live literature, right? In which case, why are the audiences so dead?
As with many stories, there are two sides to this tale: In the last few weeks I've heard audience members complaining about poets muttering into their mikes. I've heard of audience members being bounced out of poetry readings for have the temerity to criticise the readings. And I've also attended readings where all the poets (even first-timers on open mic) have given cracking performances yet been greeted with tepid or no applause.
Seems to me the issue is that poets and their audiences don't know how to interact with each other. For example, with stand-up comedy, you either laugh or jeer after a joke – and the comedian also knows that somebody is bound to heckle them. With rock music, its the same deal: cheers for a good performance, jeers for a poor performance. But live literature?
Now obviously I'm not suggesting poetry audiences should take things to the extreme we saw at a recent Guns 'n' Roses gig in Dublin, when the band were pelted with bottles of urine. (Bottles of urine? Where did they come from? Do people pack them with them before they go to the show? Or maybe they now have a franchise selling them to punters Piss Bottles 'R' Us perhaps?) But maybe they could be a little more demonstrative than they are at the moment?
For the poor poet giving the reading, the lack of reaction must be disconcerting, as they don't know whether their work is being well received, hated or met with bland indifference? Performers do need some kind of feedback – good, bad or otherwise. Yet, most of the time we just get that weird poetry audience hummm-type sigh which, frankly, half the time sounds a bit smug and complacent. A kind of 'oh look how clever we are, we can appreciate the hidden depths of this poem' self-congratulatory tone.
There again, some – correction, most – poets don't help themselves by the way they schedule and time their readings. They read one good poem then immediately launch into another one before the audience has had a chance to digest and applaud the first. Or, they do an upbeat number and immediately follow it by a words-to-slit-your-wrists-by downbeat item.
And, what is it with poets endlessly flicking through their chapbooks mid-performance, apparently uncertain what to read next? Don't they ever prepare for their readings?
Perhaps both audience and poets alike should bring along urine bottles and throw them at each other? Me, I'm now going to cheer, heckle, jeer, boo, tut-tut and/or applaud every poem I hear read – anything but hummm them!
Diary of a Novel #10
Now two-and-a-half months into the novel and the words are still flowing – but two nights in a row this week I've found myself lying awake at 3:30 in the morning thinking to myself “OMG, what if I am writing the biggest pile of deluded drivel in the history of the world ever – what if when I read it I discover it is humiliating rubbish?”
Has anyone else been struck by a mid-term crisis of confidence and nerves? Oh yes, and I'm also realising my note taking sucks in that I haven't kept track of anywhere near enough details of plot developments, character profiles and relationships. Must take a deep breath and try harder.
Technical note: for the last couple of weeks I've been typing directly onto an Apple iPad, rather than my normal laptop, with backups being stored in the 'cloud' via the DropBox app.
Diary of a Novel #9 + Diary of a Short Story Collection #1
OK, 10 weeks into the novel and I'm nudging the 70,000 words zone. Not a lot to say other than that as I write, I'm finding I need to keep jumping back to revise references which lay the groundwork for later sections – rather than risk the problem of suddenly springing some development on the reader, which leaves them calling out “Oi, that's a cheat, we didn't know he or she was genetically engineered”.
As previously mentioned, my notebook is still getting a double use, noting down ideas for future chapters as well as edits to earlier chapters. However, I'm also finding that I'm increasingly putting down notes for the next volume – there are plots within sub-plots unfolding all over the place – and I think I could be looking at a trilogy running to three x 100/120,000 words per volume.
And now for something different: my short stories. If you have read this blog over the last year or so, you'll know that I've also been writing flash fiction and short stories. These started life about four years ago on a creative writing course and since then I've been adding to the number – some have been published, some have not.
Earlier this year I spotted that a publisher whose work I admire – good quality books with high production values in their list – was moving into genre short fiction. So, I pitched them some ideas for a collection of short stories. Here's how the timeline went…
* 14th April 2010 – exchanged some FaceBook messages with MD of publishing company, he suggested I contact commissioning editor.
* 15th April 2010 – emailed pitch to commissioning editor.
* 22nd April 2010 – pitch acknowledged by commissioning editor.
* 25th April 2010 – emailed a couple of stories to commissioning editor.
* 27th April 2010 – stories acknowledged by commissioning editor.
* 7th June – having been advised by commissioning editor to 'nudge' her if I don't hear from her in 4 weeks, I email her a nudge.
* 24th June – she replies to say the sample stories are 'brilliant' and that she's like to see the full collection.
>> Slight panic ensues here as I realise some of my stories I've got on stock aren't very good + some are only half-finished or drafts + some need major edits + also get inspired to write a couple of totally new stories <<
* 29th July – I submit a collection of 14 short stories (mixture of flash + normal length shorts + one novelette).
* 2nd August – commissioning editor confirms receipt of stories.
* 25th August – I send commissioning editor another 'nudge'.
* 10th September – I send another nudge (I know, pushy sod aren't I ?)
* 27th September – commissioning editor says she'd love to publish the collection & will shortly be sending out a contract.
* 7th October – contract arrives (as email attachment).
* 8th October – I sign contract.
* Publication date scheduled for September 2011 – and I'll mention the name of the publisher as soon as I get back my copies of the contract.
In a New York state of mind
More of a manic week than usual this week, as still slightly spaced out from
a flying (well obviously I didn't drive) trip to New York – arrived
Tuesday 9:00pm, flew back out Wednesday 6:00pm – and seemed to spend an
inordinate amount of time hanging around Irish airport transit lounges –
I was flying via Aer Lingus. (And my admiration to the man I saw eating
fish 'n' chips with a pint of Guinness at Shannon Airport at 5:00am on
Thursday morning.) So what did we learn?
Well, the trip was in connection with the day-job, so I won't inflict that on you, save to say the route was not of my own choice. Not surprisingly, the flights were primarily full of Irish people and –
after helping one elderly lady load her carry-on luggage into the
overhead locker – I was told that for that act of kindness I was going
straight to heaven. “Madam, ” I replied, “being told they are going
straight to heaven is the last thing anyone wants to hear at the start
of a transatlantic flight.”
I also tested out the theory that if you make a fleeting – in one day,
out the next – trip to another timezone, you don't suffer from jet-lag
because your body clock remains on its 'home' setting and hasn't had
time to start shifting to another zone. Sounds a good idea – and
possibly might work if I could ever master the secret of sleeping on a
plane, so I don't get back home feeling wrecked after being up for 23
hours, two days in a row.
I also bring you news of a new game, you can play in hotels or office
block where they have banks of elevators/lifts facing each other – it's
called Verticruising
and the idea is you race someone in another lift to the same floor. The
game starts by each player pressing the floor they are going to, then
it is all down to how fast your respective doors close – and whether
someone else calls your lift en-route. (Yes, I know that does reveal I live in
Norfolk, where nothing much ever happens, we have to make our own
entertainment.)
Finally, a little diet tip I picked up from a woman who, it just so
happened, I was having cocktails & dinner with on Wednesday night.
She said that the secret to her looks was to never eat anything after
2:00pm on a day when it was still warm enough to wear a bikini. I shall
make this my mantra from now on.
* Next progress report on the novel over the weekend…
New short story published
My latest dark/urban/ SF-meets-fantasy short story Empire State of Mind has just been published in issue No #9 of Paraphilia magazine. Click on the attachment to read it. Enjoy…
Diary of a Novel #8
Ha ha! (cackles inanely) I've hit the 60,000 words mark this weekend. Considering I'm now back into the post-summer day-job routine and I've just written/edited/published 2 issues of a newsletter + had a couple of days out of the office attending conferences, I'm particularly pleased I've clocked up 10,000 words over the past fortnight – which is way up on the 500 words minimum target I'd set myself.
Content-wise, I think I'm about at the half-way mark – most of the plot lines have been established, with one exception all the characters have been introduced – and I now have my chapter outlines to take me to the end of the book. About 60,000 words further on, that'll be.
Over the last week, I've been running into some heavy research requirements – nothing more galling to readers than encountering blatant anachronisms – particularly when dealing with only the recent. Hey, she couldn't have been a fan of Robbie Williams 20 years ago as he was still at school. Or you couldn't find that on Google because you are writing of a time two years before Google was invented. However there are also some more serious matters. For example, one character is a devout Muslim and although religion is not an issue in the novel, I don't want the character to appear either a caricature or display some glaring example of my ignorance, so the narrative sounds like something out of a 1930s British stiff-upper-lip movie: “I say, Johnny Dago over there worships some strange idols.”
And, yes, my notebook of who has already done what – as distinct from what happens next – continues to grow, as this week I discovered that two of the minor characters names were changing between chapters.
This coming week I've got a short business trip to New York, so I'll be interested to see (a) how long my Apple iPad lasts without a battery recharge and (b) how much work I can actually get done on the plane (as I've never yet mastered falling asleep en route).